Sex Coffee, Your Lady, and You

by Scott Elliot
couple in bed drinking coffee in the morning

Want the best sex you can think of? Try sex coffee. This spicy and sweet drink will epitomize your sex life after your lady drinks it. But, it’s not just for her. You can drink it, too.

Sex coffee is made with only six ingredients. Most of which are sitting in your kitchen, mocking you for not using them as they were meant to be used. To boost your sex, of course.

Setting aside five minutes of your day and grabbing these six ingredients, you’ll have the energy, libido, and a more than willing partner to enjoy it with.

The six ingredients are:

  • Coffee
  • Cacao
  • Maca
  • Cinnamon
  • Honey
  • Coconut Milk

So, what’s up with these ingredients? Tell me more.

Okay, let’s start with:


This ingredient comes from the mustard family and is usually ground into a powder. It was first discovered in the Aztec nations many, many years ago. Maca will enhance both your, and your lady’s, sexual prowess for a night, or day, of fun that won’t end for a long time.

Complete with antioxidant properties, the two of you will enjoy a huge increase in your libido and sexual function.

But, for you, specifically, you could see an increase in sperm count and mobility. If children are on your bucket list, then Maca could be your answer. If they’re not, stash protection wherever you think you and your lady will enjoy each other.


Chocolate. That’s what most people think of when they hear cacao, but that’s just one use for this awesome ingredient.

shirtless man kissing woman in kitchen with coffeeIt’s a fact that cacao is an aphrodisiac and mood enhancer. Even though your lady eats chocolate a decent amount of time, some days when you’re feeling down it makes you feel better, too.
Cacao, in its purest forms, is full of anandamide. This gives you a feeling of ease. Bliss, even. Combined with the pleasure of being with your lady, there’s no stopping the sexy times to come.

Orgasms. Cacao is like an explosion when it comes to orgasms because of PEA, or phenylethylamine. PEA releases dopamine into your body and turns your orgasms up past 10. Dopamine is linked to addictive activities like gambling and video games, so make sure the sexy times stay in moderation.

Just to give you more reasons for cacao, it also has arginine, or “Nature’s Viagra”. Ditch those blue pills, insurance bills, and side-effects, and grab some cacao. This will boost arousal in you and your lady by sending more blood to your genitals. She’ll be raring to go and you’ll be right at the starting line.


Nope, it’s not just for french toast or messed-up YouTube challenges. Cinnamon supports your overall health and the smooth muscle of your penis. A study involving male rats showed increased sexual function. You’re not a rat, but they’re not pushing a population of specialists-can’t-even-count for no reason.

Related to your health, cinnamon can lower bad cholesterol and balance insulin. Just think, if you and your lady are at the peak of your health, regardless of your ages, the sex can only get better. And safer.

So, dip some french toast in sex coffee. More cinnamon can’t hurt, can it?


Geared more towards your lady, honey has lots of baron. This metabolizes estrogen, which will make her feel sexier. She’ll feel more confident and look hotter than ever.

Some studies even say honey can boost testosterone in men and women. More testosterone will boost the number of orgasms and sex drive. With these benefits, it’s strongly recommended to buy honey in bulk. Just use one whole paycheck on it. Seriously.


woman lying in bed beside a cup of coffeeYou’re not stuck on an island talking to a volleyball, but coconut milk is your best friend. By the way, that was homage to the movie, Castaway. Anyway, coconut milk enhances your heart health, sexual functioning, and reduces stress.

A stronger heart will make sure your body can take the strains of sex. Even though it feels good, sex can be a lot of stress on the body. If you do have a heart condition, talk to your doctor before drinking sex coffee or having sex. He/she can advise you of any precautions.


A stimulant, coffee is well-known for boosting your energy. It’s also known for making you crash. Ancient people, having thought about their descendants, added coconut milk to counteract the coffee crash.

More than just a way to stay awake to finish up some last-minute work tasks, coffee can lower your risks of chronic diseases and make sure your erections stay erect. A study found that this benefit also applies to overweight or hypertensive men older than 20.

Alright, now that the history, benefits, and risks of sex coffee have been explained, here’s how to make this game-changing drink.


Coffee – 2/3 cups
Cacao – 1 tbsp.
Cinnamon – 1/2 tsp.
Maca – 1 tsp.
Honey – 1 tbsp.
Coconut milk – 2 tbsp.

How to make:

Pull out a medium-sized bowl and add the coffee. Then add all of the other ingredients minus the maca root. Use a hand blender and mix these together. Add the maca root. Blend again. Serve hot.

Five minutes is all you need for great sex that both of you will be more than happy to do again. This drink can be a daily thing, but many of the health experts recommend once a week.

Choose a lazy Saturday and don’t be lazy.

DISCLAIMER: Sex coffee has different effects on each person. Talk to your doctor before adding new ingredients to your diet or if you have any conditions that may worsen with strenuous activity. Claims in this article aren’t guaranteed.

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